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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

"When the Son of Man comes in His glory, and all the holy angels with Him, then He will sit on the throne of His glory. Before Him will be gathered all nations, and He will separate them one from another as a shepherd separates his sheep from the goats. He will set the sheep at His right hand, but the goats at the left."

Matthew 25:31-33

that comment has given me life goals. I aspire to be a attack helicopter too one day :D

The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

Gaben looks at bank account
Gaben: hmmm only 9 digits. I need to add a knife.
Gaben turns tv on
TV reporter: David Bowie dies.
Gaben: RIP, watafaggot. Wait, David BOWIE...
Gaben rings devs
Gaben: add a Bowie knife or your fired.

Now you now the reason behind the Bowie knife.

Dad, please find me and drug me and take me to your glorious reptilian lair and rub your thick, juicy, fat ♥♥♥♥ all over my petite boy♥♥♥♥♥ body. Wake me up inside even if I can't wake up and make me deepthroat grapefruit your long reptilian penis and ♥♥♥ down my slender throat. Then flip me over and slide your gigantic scaly man sword into my anus hole. ♥♥♥♥ me hard and ♥♥♥ in me twice and prolapse my anus. Make me suck my own prolapsed anus until I ♥♥♥, and then make me lick up my ♥♥♥. Put my pants back on and make me ♥♥♥♥ myself and then make me eat said ♥♥♥♥. Blindfold me and whip my soft asscheeks until they bleed. Make me lick the blood. Then shove a sharpie into my prolapsed pooper. Keep stuffing in until they start to come out of my mouth. Amputate my limbs and make me give you a handjob. Then make me suck your 15-inch lightning rod and make you ♥♥♥ five times in a row before you clothe me and watch SpongeBob with me