Is this the big gay? He is big and he is gay. Also is small gay part of the conspiracy? He looks shift too.

One day I had mcdonalds for breakfast, chipotle for lunch, bdubs for dinner, and a minimum of ten draft beers. The next morning my bowels unleashed nuclear waste that would make Chernobyl radiation feel like a nice balmy summer morning. I would rather recall that turd, smear it all over my body, and lick my fingers clean than have any portion of my body come in contact with yours. I've seen divots on a golf course smaller than the cellulite craters on those Michelin men you call butt cheeks.