Recent reviews by Vonrehc

This game is really bad. Almost unplayable. So frustratingly boring. Every dialogue option or choice is just 3 options, one that makes you sound like a peppy do-no-wrong, another one for some kind of money-hungry edgelord, and a third one that is kind of an in-between, but also a good guy. Normally in RPGs (even skyrim) you could join a quest in a game to steal something back for someone else. This involves a lot of steps, including breaking your moral code and risking it all by pick-pocketing the key to the safe from the NPC, or going to their house and threatening their family/belongings. However; in this game, you just walk ten feet the other way and steal the item that is right next to them just laying there. You can't even pickpocket a key that opens the door to the stolen goods. You have to persuade them to give you the item. It is the worst possible scenario. I don't want there to be a pick-pocketing skill tree in a game only for it to be hardly utilized and 100% optional.

Just like the combat. I kid you not, I reached level 8 in this game without having any combat except for the one instance the first mission has you do. What makes it even more frustrating, is that the combat is muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch worse than the rest of the game. I found myself trying to focus on anything else. Star battles are terrible. It's you just having ships zoom past you and you slowly rotating while 4 other ships shoot you from the sides, drain your shield, and you die.

I played the game on very hard, and you would think "oh the enemies were spongey and thats why combat sucks,"

Yes. But my companions deal 5x my damage the entire time, no matter what guns I use. which tells me that they are either locked at a higher level or will always steamroll every encounter. Either way, with a well placed shot of 5 shotgun blasts to the head, I can take down one single enemy. Very efficient. I don't mind that. I just wish my companions weren't using a handgun across the map and getting every single kill. I really want to feel like a space bounty hunter but SARAH THE FKNG ARCHAEOLOGIST MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A STORM TROOPER.

Anyway. Game sucks. I really tried to make it over the "12 hour hump" i kept hearing about, I really did. But that's just a lie players tell themselves when they realize the money they wasted or marketing bs.


[UPDATE] Game keeps crashing every time I load it. I'm now on my 5th start about to enter another crash to desktop. I have no mods installed, playing vanilla base game at recommended settings.

As it currently is, the game is unplayable. Big buggy mess. Most players I queue with spawn and despawn, leaving behind floating inventories. Also, the NPCs are no challenge. Terrible pathing. Sometimes an npc can shoot at you 5 times, and it would be easier to just walk through him and into another room than reload without an ammo belt. Real bummer. The world is completely empty, you can spawn near a skyscraper, and it might have 4 items. Definitely not what I expected. Hope it gets more updates.

This game is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fun to play with friends. Don't let the "free to play" scare you away, this is, hands-down, one of the funnest games to play drunk with a buddy.

Really good game. I can't go into depth, really, but it's a lot like Age of Empires, except you get to play as your respective army, and change the outcome of even the most unlikely scenarios. I have 50+ hours right now, and it's only getting funner for me. Definitely a game I can see myself spending hundreds of hours in, and it's not even fully released yet. Well worth the price.

I'm kind of bummed that they wait until last second for their updates. They promised an update in june (btw four small updates like this being spread out over 5+ months is disgustingly pathetic at best), halfway through June now, and no update since May 21st. I just wish I didn't buy this game because not only do the updates take forever, but I'm almost 100% positive I will be underwhelmed by what is offered by the "road map". It does not take this long to make a new map. You have a way to implement enemies, items, etc. And it takes a month to make one lousy stage? Do you realize how bad your stages are compared to other user-created content? It's almost laughable. The game is unbelievably easy. You can last indefinitely if you clone the right items for your character. I just hope you implement a steam workshop so other people can actually build stages/add characters, so you can see how it's done.

Honestly, couldn't even start this game because these Bethesda ♥♥♥♥♥ got rid of mods, and this game is worse than spunk modless. I have bought every game since Arena, the first Elder Scrolls, but to see a company revert from embracing their PC community, and making mods a "must-pay," seriously hurts them in my eyes. I am returning this game as soon as I can. This has put such a sour taste in my mouth, in fact, I will NEVER buy a Bethesda product again. Enjoy the Million-User Boycott. Eat nuts, chicken butts.

Dead Cells was a great game. Very Soulslike. I never even got to the second boss, played for 35 hours. Very fun.

Probably one of my favorite games to play with friends. Hope it gets updated soon!