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41 of 50 (82%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 8:58am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 2:54pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 2:01pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 12:10pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 9:31am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 9:48am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 9:42am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 8:27am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 10:33am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 8:45am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 2:06pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 5:42am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 9:54am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 8:09am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 6:17am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 3:05pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 3:51pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 7:27am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 8:38am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 8:45am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 3:16pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 3:18pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 3:06pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 7:00am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 9:32am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 2:30pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 2:33pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 8:52am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 8:45am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 3:18pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 1:46pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 4:37pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 1:51pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 2:37pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 4:20pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 3:33pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 4:02pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 9:31am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 8:05am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 1:56pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 8:29am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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