Narcissus
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Level
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550 XP
 
 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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F͢r͢o͢s͢c͢h͢e͢r͢ 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:47am 
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Ahlfs 26 May, 2020 @ 8:27pm 
Still a King.
Ahlfs 14 Jan, 2018 @ 2:13pm 
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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hwat.
Bob 19 Nov, 2017 @ 9:07pm 
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