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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:57am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:25am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:57am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:12am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:33pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:03am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:27pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:57am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:57pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:27pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:10am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:33pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:24pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:22pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:07pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:00pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:00pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:00pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:00pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:00pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:57am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:13am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:07pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:12am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:13am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:12am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:32pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:13am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:32am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:12am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:04pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:58pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:00pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:06pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:04pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:04pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:04pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:08pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:57pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:00pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:59pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 4:02pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:57pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:57pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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