Who's this foot scrublord master general calling out meta? You do know meta has some of the best tryhards in the game right? Duel me anytime. I won't triple feint or reverse overhead and your head WILL roll. What will your excuse be then?

Who's this foot scrublord master general calling out meta? You do know meta has some of the best tryhards in the game right? Duel me anytime. I won't triple feint or reverse overhead and your head WILL roll. What will your excuse be then?

I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Keyes. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.

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10 minutes，　ｗｅ’ｒｅ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｃｈｅｃｋｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｓｅｅ　ｉｆ　
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　 ｃａｔｅｇｏｒｙ　（Gay Porn）．　Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｓｏｏｎ

6:22 PM - biggums: do u like this hoodie?
6:22 PM - biggums: keyes?
6:22 PM - biggums: should i get it?
6:22 PM - biggums: look at the owl KEYES
6:22 PM - Keyes: Owl Print Womens Hoodies
6:22 PM - biggums: where does it say women
6:22 PM - biggums: its in male
6:22 PM - biggums: section
6:22 PM - Keyes: Owl Print Womens Hoodies Pullover Big Size Long Sleeve Hoodie Sweatshirt 4XL5XL
6:23 PM - biggums: its under mens clothing
6:23 PM - biggums: must be a misprint
6:23 PM - biggums: keyes?
6:23 PM - Keyes: bud there are pictures
6:23 PM - Keyes: of women wearing these clothes
6:23 PM - biggums: so i shouldnt get it?
6:23 PM - biggums: or no good?

FADE IN:

EXT. KEELU HOUSEHOLD - DAY

In a quaint country home, the clock on the microwave blinks "FOOD IS READY". A two-handed sword with a single-edged blade rests against the counter.

DOCTERKEELU (gambler extraordinaire, removes a piping hot plate of scalloped potatoes from the beeping microwave):

Look child, our tatoes

BABYKEELU (a beautiful baby boy, four foot tall, gazes at the potatoes but yearns for something more):

Papa I have mastered your tatoes but when will you show me the secret to your power? To your blade?

DOCTER (places the potatoes on top of the microwave, and grabs the nearby sword with his right hand, reaches into his pocket with his left):

My secret? I'll show you [ http/i.imgur.com/b8Oq2UA.png ], my boy

FADE OUT

THE END