Recent reviews by xX_ChudDestroyer_Xx

chud incel slave owner wannabe gets mad because his brother defeated him with a good reasonable reason and he just ♥♥♥♥♥ around or something idk this dlc is boring and pretty ♥♥♥♥, doesnt even feel like vergil hes too clunky, the only thing i like about this dlc is that its the first vergil dlc that actually adds more levels but to be fair the levels are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ reused assets with 2 new enemies, the same fodder enemies and like 3 other enemy types

clanker

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nuked DiMA after doing that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ puzzle

i got a 2 blank and 1 live and shot myself

for ♥♥♥♥ sake please stop doing free weekends it only makes every match going against a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hacker

Ellis: Man I love malls. I do. Once, I was in this mall, up in Atlanta, and these guys were dancing for like money and stuff and my friend Dave and I was all like...
Nick: Ellis. Is now the best time?
Ellis: Ain't that a load of s***!
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In game, he says "Okay." but I saw Criken's Funny Moments of getting owned video and heard Ellis saying that instead.
Ellis: My buddy Keith tried camping out on top of a building once. He was shooting crows, but the police were too busy tear gassing him to ask what he was doing up there. He screamed for an entire YEAR every single time he opened his eyes! Oh, man. At first it was funny, then it just got sad, but then it got funny again! Oh, man.
Coach: We ain't got time for this, Ellis.
Ellis: Okay.Ellis: Jimmy Gibbs Jr. is the man. I mean, I don't know anybody like that, man. But there was this guy I knew, he was racing dirt track, not stock cars but open wheeled cars you know, and he was racing once and a goat...
Rochelle: Ellis, sweetie, can this wait?
Ellis: Okay. But there was a goat.