Recent reviews by N8

You still get to shoot criminals in the d!ck. 10/10

If you somehow end up coming to a demented enough thought process to end up purchasing Black Ops 7 over this brilliant return to form, respectfully suck the greasy pit of my gooch region.

If you're even remotely a fan of zombie movies or media as a whole, this game is going to be the best and worst thing to happen to you. It's an absolute love letter to fans of the original Romero films all while adding it's own flavor of in-game lore and expansive world design. Be prepared for the mother of all learning curves however, as you are going to die numerous times. I'd highly recommend this game to anybody looking for a truly authentic zombie apocalypse simulator because this truly is a cut above the rest in almost every way. Not only that, you can further personalize your experience through the litany of sandbox options and the millions of mods waiting for you on the workshop. Always, and I mean ALWAYS, be prepared to engage in concise planning for whatever your end of the world survival plan may be. Because this isn't about survival, THIS IS HOW YOU DIED.

SCORE: 10/10 (Coming from a Romero movie glazer d:)

Captain America with anger issues.

It's Oblivion.

NVIDIA: "The 5070 will have the same performance (as long as dlss 4 and framegen are offered) as the 4090 for a fraction of the price!
My 4090 after LSFG 3 in Tommy Shelby's voice with a cigarette: "That so, aye?"

Zombies is a blast until the game realizes you have a chance of leveling up too fast after round 30, multiplayer's a blast until the game realizes you have a chance of leveling up too fast after pub stomping and cliques you into a team with the collective reaction time of an elderly Tortoise, or by dynamically scaling your damage and hit registration down; or as they refer to it, "...an issue that could result in erroneous visual blood effects when damage was not actually dealt while shooting at enemies in all modes." All seriousness, not a half-bad game but to say it's getting a little blatant at this point would be beating a horse that's already been a carcass for a good few years now.

UDATED REVIEW:
Game is still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and you're as r3tarded a consumer as I am if you've spent any amount of money on this

Depression Fever Dream Simulator (2024)-10/10

To put it simply and not waste peoples' time, it's a less polished Fight Night with insanely good animations and graphics. That being said, far better than any digital media the UFC's produced in the past decade. 10/10