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hi, I was interested in your things in TF2, I wanted to negotiate an trade with you, I in no way force you to do this,
My job is to propose, yours is to accept or reject, thank you

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige!

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!". Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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hi, I was interested in your things in TF2, I wanted to negotiate an trade with you, I in no way force you to do this,
My job is to propose, yours is to accept or reject, thank you

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Hi uhm! This is gonna be really crazy but hear me out? Please? Okay. Right. So my girlfriend goes by H&S Advisor on her account and she tried to claim it aaaaand *bowomp* username is taken... she uhm, she's really upset? Like. She won't eat, she's kinda refusing to sleep and saying it's stressing her out and that she's worried her friends are gonna forget her or not remember her because of her new name and it's just.. It's just really stressful for her. So I kinda come to you man to man and have to ask, can you change your name for me? For her? Surely there's another name you've gone by at some point? But for her she's always been H&S Advisor and I don't want her having anymore anxiety attacks and with her history of self-harm and the fact we are long distance I am stressing over the fact I might not be there for her when it all becomes too much. This would help me a lot and most importantly you'd make the sweetest girl in the worlds day. So, thank you. It's an appeal to empathy.

(3/2) I don't think I can take any of this anymore." So the mechanic turns to the moth and says, "Wow, man, sounds like you're in a real bad way. Sounds like more than an auto-mechanic you need a psychologist. Maybe some therapy for the whole family. I'm just an auto-mechanic, why come to me with this?" And the moth says, "Well the light was on!"

(2/2) My son told me yesterday he doesn't want me going to his soccer games anymore. Says I'm an embarrassment. With everything the way it is, I tried going to stay with my parents for a few days, thinking maybe distance will make the hearts grow fonder. Well, I knocked on their door, overnight bag in hand, and my father answers and spits in my face. Just like that, spits in my face. My mother was standing behind him, and she says that a man who can't care for his family is no family of theirs. I tell you, I just don't know what to do. I've been getting these fusion panic attack-migraines and they are absolutely debilitating. I tried going to my best friend, turns out he's screwed up on dope. I've got no one to talk to about all of this and I can feel the walls closing in.

(1/2) So this moth is sitting and talking with an auto mechanic. He's saying, "Doc, my life is a mess. At work, my boss has me working for barely minimum wage, doing busywork. I told him, I said, 'Boss, I'm a grown and educated moth. I've got a degree in business. I can take the open management position,' but he won't listen. That's a big problem, because my wife is telling me she wants a divorce if I don't make more money soon, and in this economy I can't find another job for the life of me. That's a whole other mess, because I'm not even sure I love her anymore, to be honest with you. She's become bitter and cold to me day in and out. And my son, my son's taking pages from her book.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige!

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!". Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

you got dog day'd

crashed my kane and lynch game

as passiv as his gay dad

If I had a type, I guess you could say I liked brunettes the best, and I kind of liked librarian types, you know, their outer appearance hiding smoldering heat inside….

I had a dream last night where I was in Strangereal and got shot down over at Farbanti. My flight suit and all the unit patches got burnt on landing, so I continued on foot practically without any markings or identification. When "friendly" Oseans found me, I was interrogated, but because of my mumblings, stutters and weird accent, they thought I was an Erusean spy. It didnt help that in my dream, I ended up saying "near banti" instead of "near Farbanti" and the Oseans threatened me at gunpoint asking me where the ♥♥♥♥ Nearbanti is

I just read a story about a girl from the Trojan war named Bofidie who was a pecan saleswoman. Apparently, when Achilles was storming the castle after letting his troops in, Bofidie saw him coming and dumped her pecans on the ground in his path before she went to go hide. When Achilles walked through, he slipped on the pecans and fell, which let Paris make the shot that hit Achilles' Achilles tendon. So while Paris may have gotten the final blow, Achilles was really killed by Bofidie's nuts.

So you're either SJWs doing the bidding of racist Zionists or Feds, still doing the latter, using this server as an entrapment/doxxing/Tavistock-type psyop and the problem is that I made a series of posts that influenced other members enough to compromise your agenda, and you had to "shut it down" by throwing me in here. :joy:

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Don't tailgate! Don't you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ever tailgate! Do you know how much space is needed to stop a car traveling at 35 miles per hour? Six car lengths! Six ♥♥♥♥♥♥' car lengths! That's a hundred and six ♥♥♥♥♥♥' feet, mister! If I had to stop suddenly, you woulda hit me! I want you to get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' driver's manual, and I want you to study that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! And I want you to obey the the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rules of the road! Fifty-♥♥♥♥♥♥' thousand people were killed on the highways last year 'cause of ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you! Tell me you're gonna get a manual!

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70 years old today, officially an old man. Things to be thankful for: 1) Being alive and not in the ICU or on a ventilator and in otherwise good health 2) Having a great wife 3) Being retired with enough wealth and income to not need to worry about going to a food bank to make a withdrawal 3) Owning a paid for house, no need to worry about foreclosure or eviction 5) Having everything I need and a lot of what I want. 5) Having too many hobbies, can't do most of them, just got a new one guns. 5)Watching Paul's videos

OP is a Trump supporter.

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LOADSAMONEY!!!

This is a Journey into Money... Loads of Money

My name, My name, My name
Is Loadsamoney

L-O-D-S OF E-M-O-N-E
What does that spell?
LOADSAMONEY
Prob'ly...
Made a right load of petish in knolla this weekend

Right lads, wads out for the Ladies!
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Right, whop it out
Wella loadsamoney
Whop it out! (echo)
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Good Evening and
Welcome to Loads of Money

D-D-Doin up the house is my bread and butter
Me bird's night's free and me car's a nutter
Loadsamoney is a shout I utter, as I wave my wad to the geezers in the gutter

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On your bike

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He's got too much money

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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the /k/ Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who like weapons nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to shoot my AR with me (it has a little kick so i can shoot it for my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to shoot wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you a mosin nagant as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to shoot with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL.

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♥♥♥ spunk in my trunk
♥♥♥ craving toddler
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Undercooked baby pig penises
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I make cummy

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Only ♥♥♥ inside anime girls
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Fresh balls
Elegant Ejaculation
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...then the ♥♥♥

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Co-op ♥♥♥♥ torture
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-rep didn't even realized you were in our call

-rep not my big ol' milker gf I want

-rep is not buying the latest Cyberpunk 2077 funko pop

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

My father lays bleeding on the concrete floor, mortally wounded from the gunfight that left me the victor but feeling just as defeated as before it began. I walk up cautiously to him, keeping my shotgun trained on him. I'm shaking, finger rattling in the trigger well. I'm losing blood from my own injuries but I need to stay conscious for this moment.
He retches, spits blood onto the floor. With his wheezing, final breaths he says, "I know why this happened. It's because of your Japanese cartoons."
Tears stinging my eyes, a scream tears from my throat as I pull the trigger one last time: "It's called anime and it's art."

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Idi ka mne? More like Idi ♥♥♥ on these nuts.

Just to be clear, I'm not a professional "quote maker". I'm just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. That being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am englightened by my intelligence." - Aalewis

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[Outside, the cop contines to take a pïss.]

LEON: Sounds more like an alien invasion if you ask me!

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