I don't play many games, mainly CS:GO
I'm a top notch ♥♥♥♥♥♥
I'm pretty much always salty, so if I abuse you for no reason don't take it to heart
I'm not looking for a CS team but if I get offered a position I will think about it
There is a high percentage chance that I have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mother in the past
Come to think of it, I am probably your daddy
If you got this far I have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idea what you do with your life
I contracted AIDS from eating dead horse meat in South East Asia
I masturbate a minimum of 14 times a day
I keep my semen in my lunchbox


CPU: Intel Core i7-4790K 4.0GHz Quad-Core Processor
CPU Cooler: Corsair H100i v2 70.7 CFM Liquid CPU Cooler
GPU: MSI GeForce GTX 980Ti 6GB
Motherboard: MSI Z97-GAMING 5 ATX LGA1150 Motherboard
RAM: G.Skill Ripjaws X Series 16GB (2 x 8GB) DDR3-1600 Memory
Storage for my porn: 2 x Seagate Barracuda 2TB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive
Case: DARK BASE PRO 900 | BLACK ATX Full Tower Case (be quiet!)
Power Supply: EVGA SuperNOVA NEX 650W 80+ Fully-Modular ATX Power Supply
Optical Drive: No idea actually
Operating System: Microsoft Windows 10 Pro
Wireless Network Adapter: TP-Link TL-WDN4800 PCI-Express x1 802.11a/b/g/n Wi-Fi Adapter


mpgh.com
thepiratebay.com
redbull.com
yourmum.com
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.com
beyblade.com
sweatyfatvirgins.com <------- (recommended for you)
eharmony.com
lemonparty.com


Main Games: CS:GO and Overwatch
Rank: ♥♥♥♥
Sensitivity: 400 dpi on 1.6 sensitivity
Crosshair: NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CLUE
View Model: ♥♥♥♥ knows, default I guess


Mouse: Microsoft Ball Mouse
Keyboard: a paper cutout of a keyboard ;(
Mouse Mat: my monitor screen
Headset: Cotton Q-tips
Monitor: Monochrome monitor from 1961