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Poland 
🥗 * 🎁 * 🍖 * 🐟 * 👾 * 💃 * 😺 * 👽 * 🌳 * 🌏 * 🥞 * 🌂 * ⚡ * 👔 * 👹 * 🎍
ㅤ* By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
ㅤ* If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
ㅤ* So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?" I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
🌋 * 🍆 * 🎄 * 🐝 * 🐳 * 📗 * 💛 * 🌸 * 🐊 * 🌏 * 🚗 * 👑 * 🥞 * 💄 * 🍇 * 🥒
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe