Naked people, running 'round,
Popping up from underground.
I want to build a peaceful cabin,
But their attacks keep me stabbin'

It's not my fault that I am here,
Nor that I want them none to near.
Aggression seems to be their wont,
"Come and get it", I scream and taunt!

I've got a hatchet and it's aflame,
"Die MotherF**kers!" I exclaim!
Relentless harassment, day and night,
But I don't care, I'll continue to fight.

They try to eat me; I actually eat them,
My previous morals I have to condemn.
I want my kid - I want to go home,
I also kind of want to end this poem.

So here we are with my review,
Of an awesome game that's not too new.
Age doesn't matter - It's a hit,
Rush on out and buy this sh*t!!