@cxd

@cxd

WHAT'S UPDOG

No I'm 6 foot as ♥♥♥♥

im 6 foot as ♥♥♥♥

"You're not even that much shorter than me."
~CxD to Machi 7/8/2020

AH KEYLOGGER STOLE MY KEYLOGGER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgbXr4rN4D4

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HI CALVIN

HI CALVIN

why did you stop sending me nudes?

chicken dogs :^)

stop sending me nudes

he cant have it

what does pot of greed do

Yea. We should charge it together.

We should buy a JO crystal together

Machi: lets dock
C1: that deff was your idea
Machi: y/n?
C1: y
Machi: YES

HI CALVIN

There once was a boy who was quite negative (-B) who couldn't decide whether or whether not (+/-) to go to this radical party (/) or be square (B2) and miss out on four Awesome Chicks (-4AC) and it was all over at 2am (÷2A)

Yah suck my ♥♥♥♥ I might of gotten addicted to drugs and flunked out of college but least I remembered this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ formula

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| Krusty Krab Unfair

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| Standing at the concession

| Plotting his oppression
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HI CALVIN

cookiedx: mmmmm yeah stroke me

DAFUQ IS THIS?! ANIME?! THE BEST ANIME IS CORY IN THE HOUSE!!!! Oh, and Squirrel & Hedgehog too!!! You know, that violent North Korean anime where cute animals use their military might to kill each other. Squirrels, hedgehogs, and ducks represent BEST KOREA. Weasels represent Japan. Mice represent South...I meant FALSE KOREA. Wolves and fox represent the imperialist Yankees of the US. And finally, in older episodes, the bear represents good ol' Soviet Russia.

THESE VEGGIES.. THEY THROW TOMATOES AT ME..

I TELL EM THEY'RE COMMITTIN MURDER ON THESE TOMATOES

THEY TELLIN ME THAT ITS OK BECAUS THEY DONT EAT MEAT

SO I GO AND I TELL ALL THEM ♥♥♥♥♥♥ VEGGIES

WHY U GOTTA HAVE SO MUCH BEEF???

is this the infamous cxd? may i take your toilet bowl for a spin

Never Forgetti Upsetti Spaghetti

<( ▀¯▀ )〳 dab on the haters

THAT CAME OUT WRONG

herd u were talkin ♥♥♥♥
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ALWAYS 🕔 make sure 👍 to shave 🔪🍑 because ✌️ the last time 🕒 we let 👐😪 a bush 🌳 in our lives 👈😜👉 it did 9/11 💥🏢🏢✈️🔥🔥🔥

-rep after a very long conversation i actually thought he was "of age" and lived up to his name being CxD27 i thought he was 27 but after sometime i realized he wasn't just based on the answers he was giving me for one this person is not an ass eater which was a big give away 2nd he's not one with the spaghetti he doesn't have the raw talent as such i thought which is the most important part of knowing someone as skilled as CxD nice lies kiddo but its okay unlike others i learn to forgive and forget because you supply me with the greatest memes of all time :^] still gonna get a -rep for lying to me about age in your twitter DM's

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I came here to kick gum and chew ass. And I'm all out of ass.

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windmill of friendship

who needs ass when you have bolbi

who needs food when you got ass

Frostnip. The first stage of frostbite is frostnip. With this mild form of frostbite, your skin pales or turns red and feels very cold. Continued exposure leads to prickling and numbness in the affected area. As your skin warms, you may feel pain and tingling. Frostnip doesn't permanently damage the skin.

asian trash cheater repored -rep

Back in 1998 the real Donald Trump was taken out by the CIA and Russia to keep American secrets from getting out but since he was such a high profile figure at the time they had to cover it up and the best solution was to get someone who looked like him, but the only problem was the only guy they could find was a russian. The Russians having been involved decided to use this new Donald Trump to create closer relations with the US, but what the CIA didnt expect was the new Trump was told to run for president of the United States by Russia, the CIA laughed at the idea and sat back quietly thinking he wouldnt win but because of russian hackers he won. So now we have a russian in the white house running the country who isnt who he appears to be.

My mom thinks I'm friends with the REAL CxD. You should add me so she'll actually believe it if she looks at my page. We should also PUG together to make it look legit. It's whatever though I have tons of friends regardless...

You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. 2 boyfriends, 3 jobs, nothing could replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance.

vNx: fear not great one
vNx: it can't be as bad as you think it is
vNx: you know
vNx: you could be like me
vNx: when you think about it
vNx: and be one random chuck
vNx: which isn't fun
vNx: :^)
Symph is now Snooze.
vNx: goodbye great one
vNx: was a pleasure

Symph: sunny
Symph: youre gay
vNx: yes
vNx: indeed i am
vNx: but
vNx: fear not
vNx: there's nothing wrong with this
vNx: in a lot of peoples eyes
vNx: when you truly think about it if there was something wrong with this why would we let it get to as far as we have in recent years?
Symph: i hat egays
vNx: me too

vNx: i just got unbanned from the sever btw
vNx: an admin asked me how do i live with myself considering i get banned on the daily with memes
vNx: i just said
vNx: im livin the vida loca honestly life is pretty chill
vNx: i got muted
vNx: all i can do at this point is just change my name to this love has taken a toll on me

i finally made skilled and i told this nice African American male admin he’s not taking it away from me because Africans stink shortly after i got banned for racism for not using the word most Africans expect and actually using the correct term what all i could say in the forums was “what a wonderful world :^)” and called it a successful all nighter

vroom vroom

vroom vroom