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-- Plato
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If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it
is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty.
-- Joseph C. Goulden
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Han Solo:
This is not going to work.
Luke Skywalker:
Why didn't you say so before?
Han Solo:
I did say so before!
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Work was impossible. The geeks had broken my spirit. They had done too
many things wrong. It was never like this for Mencken. He lived like
a Prussian gambler -- sweating worse than Bryan on some nights and drunker
than Judas on others. It was all a dehumanized nightmare...and these
raddled cretins have the gall to complain about my deadlines.
-- Hunter Thompson, "Bad Nerves in Fat City", _Generation of Swine_
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All my friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane.
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A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty