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4 people found this review helpful
1.7 hrs on record
Despite being good at this game (Consistantly in the top 100 on the leaderboard) I couldn't find this game as replayable. It has a fun mechanic similar to Grow Home but wasn't reliable for me to enjoy it. Your inputs always feel like they are fighting a random lateral force aswell with gravity and in levels like 'train' your grips seem to just fall off. If this game didnt restart when you lost a grip but instead let you fall and you have to either use the built in reset or catch yourself it would be much more enjoyable. Also the story is wack, you wake up half the time in a perdicament and you have to climb. It also eds with a ' It was all a dream' sh*t. Doesnt really hurt it too bad because nobody bought this game for the story, but a good/funny story would have made it a better experince.

TL;DR Its a good game for a guy who made this alone and with no budget but not a good game for $6.99 or in my case $2.79. A better spend would be on 'Grow Home' a fantastic game that offers better mechanics, an enjoyable character and story, 20x more playtime, Music that you don't hurry to figure out how to mute, jetpacks, and a sequel.
Posted 1 January, 2018.
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5.0 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
Now may people think this game is a gun simulator or a first person shooter. Wrong, this is a Hannah Baker simulator, the motive of the game is to find allof the tapes. You can even spin the cilinder on the revolver and individualy insert rounds like its begging you to mock russian roullete. 10/10
Posted 16 June, 2017.
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29.5 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Im not going to lie, This is one of the most difficult dating sims out there. It will take you a lot of time to get the freerunning aspect down(3-4 hours) and even longer for the actual grappling hook aspect (19-20 hours). I hate when you have a break in imersion when the "sticky keys" pop-up. Other than that It might be a difficult game for your PC to run at a smooth 60 fps, as it requires a GTX 1070 or higher. Spoiler Alert as Im going to talk about the plot now, it starts out very rough in the year 1624, fighting for your freedom from the opressive government, the Disstain. You are part of a counter-malitia called Sonder. I enjoy this little touch of the word sonder, meaning the act of realizing that everyone has just as vivid life as yours.You can choose from 8 differnt characters, all with a diffent life and it feels like a differnt game each time. I most enjoy playing as Nova, as she can most accurately brings out the worst of me. It coulkd be assumed that this is a bad thing, but she exclusively has a mechanic simmilar to infamous'. Although you have other fun characters including but not limited to: Ajax, Mike Lazoski, Darude-Sandstorm, and Judas. As a warning, since each of theese characters have there own type of game only with the core mechanics, There are alot of very touchy subjects, for example Ajax Struggles with addiction of Brakefluid, Cereal, and black tar herion. THis is great for one liners including "I'm not addicted to brakefluid, I can stop anytime." but this will get diffiuclt after around hour 40 on him when you have to shoot up Herion what feels like every 30 seconds as if it were FarCry 2 and it was maleria medicene. Mike Lasoski Turns the game into a third-person horror survival game inspired by the 2002 batman begins game. His storyline blurs your thoughts on fear and courage very artisicly. If I had to quote lil dicky I would have to say, "♥♥♥♥ been rubbing against their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but we say its not." this has no context with the game whatever. but it flows perfectly to our next character, Darude-Sandstorm. As an outcast from socity you have to fight your inner demons aswell as real demons, I'm not talking about in the game demons, no, they will litteraly amazon prime two-day shipping send you a satanic ritual to preform and after you kill lucifer you have two put in your six didget code enscribed into hes heart to proceed to the next level. Since I killed lucifer I'm not sure what demon you will get but in my perfesional opinion, save the game before you start this fight(i'll get into saving in a bit). all in all thee wrighting for this character was beutiful, but he should have been a bit more fleshed out than " when he was six he was part of the revolution of davidsburg born with not just a silverspoon in his mouth, but also a fully atuomatic sound pistol. After primaryschool he got his first date and smashed after 4 months as it was his birthday in 7th grade. Soon after he broke up with her as she gave head to him with braces(I can agree with this next statment), Getting head with braces is like putting your ♥♥♥♥ in a blender he sobbs to a therapist. He dropped out of highschool with a passion to be a mixtape guy." and it goes on for a bit more but compared to the other characters he barely is two dimentional and I feel like it is low-key racist how the only grey guy is a static character. Over all this game hits you right in the feels.
I rate it a solid 3.5 units of qualititative mesurment.
Posted 5 September, 2016.
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