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Ever wanted to experience a late-stage capitalist fever dream wrapped in a vaporwave aesthetic? Well, Self-Checkout Unlimited delivers exactly that—an endless supermarket filled with eerie neon lighting, unsettling synth music, and the creeping realization that you might never leave.

It’s like if your local grocery store merged with a haunted mall from an alternate dimension, where the only sale is on existential dread. Liminal spaces? Check. That uncanny feeling that something is watching you? Double check. The nostalgic yet unsettling vibe of a 90s commercial playing on loop in the background? Oh, you better believe it.

If you love vaporwave, surreal horror, and questioning reality while pushing an empty shopping cart, this game is a must-play.

Le Vaporwave. Man, I wish there were more games with AESTHETICS.

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