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Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:16pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 2:49am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 1:51am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 9:36am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 8:54am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:21am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:21am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 3:46pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 9:03am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 11:18am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 8:31am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 8:58am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 10:07am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 2:42am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 9:11am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 9:28am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 9:33am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:04am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 2:48pm



Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
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