- What's the definition of a body slam?

- This is not pizza. This is tomato soup in a bread bowl.

- Mc Donalds is like trench warfare.

- Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

- It’s not a dad bod, it’s a father figure.

- I heard the term "buckaroo" comes from the mispronunciation of “vaquero.”

- What if the dog I’m fighting doesn’t have a gee on?

- Velcome… to the great state of Philadelphia!