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Okay, bet. Listen up fam, I've got a serious tea to spill. Last night, I was vibin' with my squad on Discord, and one of them dropped some serious cringe. He said he was gonna go simp for his crush on TikTok. I mean, seriously? That's so basic.

I told him to hit up his crush on Snap instead, but he was already gone, probably flexing his Gucci slides and Supreme hoodie. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm all about that drip, but you gotta stay woke, ya feel me?

Anyway, I'm lowkey salty about the whole thing. It's like, we're out here trying to live our best lives, but some people are still stuck in 2016. Like, wake up and smell the Capri Sun, we're in a new decade now.

So, long story short, if you're still using TikTok to simp, it's time to delete the app and level up your game. We're zoomers, we gotta stay ahead of the curve. Peace out, y'all.