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ㅤ* I was having dinner with a world chess champion and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
ㅤ* Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
ㅤ* Man goes to the doctor, "Doctor, doctor. I keep seeing fish everywhere."
"Have you seen an optician?" asks the doctor.
"Look I told you," snapped the patient, "It's fish that I see."
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