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In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with our adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay

Daddy wat are you doing? (⊙︿⊙✿) owie it hurts >w< Stop it daddy!! (╥﹏╥)

OwO you want me to touch it? (⊙﹏⊙✿) it’s so huuuuge (≧▽≦) is it throbbing for me daddy? (•⊙ω⊙•)

Wha..Whaaa you want me to stroke it Daddy? >.<

Uwaaa!! It splattered all over me! (≧o≦) Daddy what did you do to me !! UwU

The waiter says "Say When", grating the parmesan cheese over my pizza. Foolish mistake. Anyone should know that there is no "when". As parmesan fills the restaurant, the pizza only gets better. After only an hour, the restaurants interior its completely filled with parmesan, killing twenty. But the resuraunt is only the beginning. Next the USA will be taken by parmesan, a force stronger than anyone could have anticipated. After that comes the world. Consider this a warning, to get to a foreign planet immediately. At least that will provide temporary safety, until the parmesan rises to mars. At that point, there will be enough cheese on my pizza, and I will be ready to eat.