Recent reviews by AlwaysBaked

♥♥♥♥ you, Gaijin.

Game is absolute trash

No.

This game is unbelievably phenomenal, I'm so sad I didn't give this game the proper chance years ago, the atmosphere, the level design, the graphics, and the sheer overwhelming intricacy of each boss leaves you awestruck and wanting more.

I have never experienced an RPG game quite like Dark Souls, challenging yet overwhelmingly fun and rewarding. Every single boss that has kicked my ass I have never felt "Thank god that's over" (At the time of review, just beat Dancer of the Boreal Valley).

This game is a solid 9/10 that I would wholeheartedly recommend to anyone getting to the Souls series (This and Bloodborne are two of my favourite FromSoft games excluding Elden Ring) The game would be a 10/10 if the stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jailors didn't exist. ♥♥♥♥ those things and their infernal sticks of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

No, never play. Game is straight ass cheeks.

Lots of fun, I would recommend this game to all my friends, this game is pretty good. Me high, like soundtrack, like pretty colour, like catch fish, like die to bigger fish, like BIG ZOOM ZOOM MACHINE, GO FAST IN WATER, VROOM.

Only play when high because playing this game sober is the equivalent of shoving a fork into a light socket.

Highly recommend to anybody who wants good quality, animated backgrounds. Cheap, affordable and lasts a lifetime. You'd be insane not to pick up this amazing product.

Not worth the money by an means necessary. Spend your money a worthy title rather than his shell of its former-self.

Absolutely love, been playing it since it came out and can't stop playing it now.