Craigy D!
The Merchant   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
The Merchant: The best character in the game. The Merchant is an exhibitionist who follows Leon around to sell him ♥♥♥♥. Some people maintain that he is actually just a down syndrome time traveler with snappy dress sense. For some reason, he carries ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ROCKET LAUNCHERS around with him, but won't sell you any of the bullets he repeatedly shows you in his coat and stands. Famous quotes include, "WHAT'RE YA SELLIN'?", "WHAT'RE YA BUYIN'?" and "NOT ENOUGH CASH, STRANGER!" He also flashes Leon everytime you see him for the first time in an area. It's quite annoying, because to buy stuff you have to close your eyes, open up his jacket, and hope you don't grab his ♥♥♥♥ while buying weapons.
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Items Up For Trade
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Items Owned
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Trades Made
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last played on 14 Dec
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KEPLER-452b inhabitant 10 Nov, 2015 @ 6:00am 
+rep nice and friendly trader :bbtgem:
passi :3 23 Jan, 2015 @ 9:35am 
+rep nice and fast trade!
Jackman 12 Mar, 2014 @ 1:38pm 
+rep.. nice and fair
Golden Pyro 22 Feb, 2014 @ 7:31am 
+++rep!!! bought from him sunbeams merry (super clean) for 116 keys + sweets! mate, you are awesome!!!!
Lagi 11 Feb, 2014 @ 11:43am 
+rep, fast, patient and polite trader :3
Charlsgunz 11 Feb, 2014 @ 10:18am 
+ rep quick trader