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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 1:51pm

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 2:00pm

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 2:02pm

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 2:57pm

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 3:08pm

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 3:21pm

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 3:25pm

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 3:27pm

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 3:40pm

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 3:47pm

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 3:53pm

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 3:56pm

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 4:14pm

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 4:18pm

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 5:17pm

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 5:35pm

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 6:02pm

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 5:54pm

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 6:07pm

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 6:18pm

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 6:22pm

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 7:00pm

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 7:07pm

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 7:24pm

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 1:59pm

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 2:39pm

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 4:45pm

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 4:20pm

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 4:59pm

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 4:57pm

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 7:06pm



Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.