You see, I not only liked this game, but I also thought it was one of the games of all time, because it's horrible, you know, meaning, like, very horror, not, like, terrible horrible, but horror horrible, get it? I am a man, but Jimmy is more man. I will now awkwardly compensate for my toxic masculinity by overexplaining the overt symbolism in this game while making sure that everyone and their step-cousin know that I understood what happened to, what's her name again? Oh yeah, Anya.

None of you will ever get this game more than I have gotten it.