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I MIGHT NOT BE POOR ANYMORE, GIVE ME TIME   Chad
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HAHA WE BACK TO BEING DEGENERATE. ALSO I PLAYED MORE COUNTER STRIKE ALSO

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How to rizz up malenia
Created by - Serdach
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Welcome, Tarnished. In this guide, I shall teach you the step-by-step process to invite the esteemed warrior Malenia to a romantic rendezvous, ultimately persuading her to join your forces and fulfill your destiny as her consort.
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Holy freakin' crap Lois we're back
This might just be the biggest comeback of any degenerate profile on Steam. Hello, potential future employers, hope you enjoy your stay.
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DARK SOULS™ III
354
Hours played
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The Warrior Of Treasures
0.8 Hours played
>be me
>i7, R9 390, 16 GB ram
>look at red ground
>22 FPS
>10/10 would optimize again

EDIT 1:
After completing the game, I have a few more criticisms:
1. My computer exceeds the recommended specs, but still has frame drops to 17-18 fps
2. Walling into laser trap does not kill player
3. Falling into ice water sets me on fire?
4. Enemies do not aggro unless hit straight on, need a wider field of discovery

Overall I give this game a solid 11/10, bought copies for all my friends and can't wait for the next update.

EDIT 2:
After the recent content update I am pleased to say that this game has somehow surpassed the level of quality I had already come to expect from this masterpiece. The new dungeon level left a bit to be desired, but the village was breathtaking. Absolutely amazing content and can't wait for more to come. 13/10 would be chased by skeletons into a shack again

EDIT 3:
I revisited this game recently with a 1080ti and an R7 2700X, and I must say that Dungeon 5 dropped my fps to 17. This was disheartening and I cant imagine it would have even ran on my older hardware. hoping for a patch soon.
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🌂Mazuru🟣 13 Mar @ 11:42am 
+rep expert player, can you add me?
Bram 12 Mar @ 12:31pm 
Elite move
Heisenburger 5 Mar @ 8:43pm 
I love you
CCTV 9 Feb @ 1:17pm 
It's really sad you let a friendship die over a video game purchase and couldn't wait for that next available day off. Then again, that friendship pretty much died the second the Xbox One was your choice and let that change the apparent viewpoint of a once strong friendship. Hope your mom is well, unless you still hate her or whatever. I will never get it, nor the people I've told about it. But whatever man. You may hate me writing this, but understand its one of legitimate frustration over a friendship you just decided to arbitrarily kill off for the pettiest of reasons. I really did love you like a little brother. It's just sad to know it apparently didn't work both ways.
Best of luck to you. Stay out of jail, if you're not already in it. I wouldn't know obviously.
FNAF Fan 3000 13 Jun, 2023 @ 1:12pm 
you have a nice profile aswell GGs that killer cant get one kill without camping smh :wc:
CCTV 19 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm 
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