touched me in my princess parts

Lust for wyrdstone focused avaricious eyes upon Mordheim. Treasure hunters descended upon the city, vying with mutated horrors that claimed the ruins, crusading zealots who sought to prevent the taint from spreading, and inhuman creatures staking their own claims. An endless pilgrimage of the greedy and ambitious, fighting and dying in a place now called ‘The City of the Damned’.

I EAT DEAD HOOKERS

AND SO WHAT