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The new, definitive answer to "What game in the Trails series should I start with?"

Making a mad destructive dash to a stage's exit once Happy Hour hits is one of the most relatable things I have ever seen in gaming. I myself do this every day at 5PM on work days.

Why pay 79.99 US dollars for one Mario Kart when you can buy UFO 49 + Barbuta for just 24.99 US Dollars, which basically averages out to 50 US Cents per game.

420 doritos out of 10

git gud or git shrekt scrub

Atlus cooked so hard, the next mainline Shin Megami Tensei game that releases will be referred to as "Metaphor without the heart" by IGN.

Surfing on the blood of your fallen enemies is such a power move.

This game started with a craving for some coffee and a chocolate eclair, and ended with a craving for Chapter 2.

Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin, one of the best Chaos-Killing Simulators of all time, has finally arrived on Steam.

Bro-fist up with any random peeps you meet who share your interests, tell the bad guys, NPCs, and this reviewer you don't give a #### about their monologues, blast some Bizkit in your earbuds, and quench your insatiable thirst to kill Chaos in the edgiest video gaming experience since 2005's Shadow The Hedgehog.

There's no time for resting, because rain or shine, you'll enjoy this certified village classic, which is anything but small time.