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Vaccines don't cause autism. I do.

This mans an Alien! He trys to convince you otherwise but i've seen his lizard tonuge! He put it in, in ways you'll never imagine.. 10/10 would recommend! #LegalizeForcedAlienAssProbing

sadly he never gave me his personal information

0/10

bought the toe sucking package on this guys patreon and he shows up to my house to show me his "sick frags." i am a married 47 year old man and did not appreciate this. i just wanted my toes sucked (dont tell my wife) (debra if you're reading this, dont.) so anyway this colton byterion the 3rd kid just plays rocket league now (ew) and he wants to improve at rings 3??? poersonally, i would just improve at throwing around the good ol' pigskin but kids these days dont understand technology rots the brain. did i mention i love 4chan? yeah, i can be "based" even if im 47 years old. anyways, yeah i remember when this kid played melee and clicky shoot games, but now he just wants to be good at controlling balls with his big fat car. kinda suspect activity? but anyways yeah, 0/10. next time dont false advertise kiddo. i have faith you will refund my 2000 dollar donation since you didn't give me the "kitten" role in your discord.

Glad I could help.

This is joyo. He is the best rocket league player in the world, or, he was. You see, after winning the 2022 Spring Major and World Championship back to back and getting MVP in both, he developed a serious addiction to roblox tycoon games. This started as a noble pass time for the young boy, but as time progressed Charlie realized his habits had changed. He stopped brushing his teeth, removed his shower from his house, and constantly prayed to his lord “phillip” to get double resets in the rocket league super idol tycoon 2023 new anime dlc game. Charlie threw the young man out of the Moist Esports facility and so joyo did the only thing he knew how to do. He started a tycoon irl, the production of meth and cocaine tycoon. He now lives on the streets of Dallas selling powdered sugar to people because he realized he doesn’t know how to make coke. This is so sad guys make sure to share this story and vatira will dm you on discord to remind you that he’s french.

guys, we have a massive problem we need to deal with guys. i really need help on this. you see, certain moves have "priority" and im very tired of it. as a dedicated peach main, i have put in 4000 hours to practice my down smashes, but people keep using their cheap classes to beat me. i mean, i swear if i get kneed one more time im gonna make another joke about adult swim. i just physically cant take it anymore. if anyone can get a hold of sakurai to patch the game, please let me know, because i dont know what his email is. thanks guys, stay real

Girl: Am I drippy?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even want to rocket jump with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even listen to yameii?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i stopped fragging?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not drippy...your the ceo of drip
Boy: I dont want to rocket jump with u forever...I need to rocket jump with u forever
Boy: I dont listen to yameii...I simply become one with the frequencies being exerted from the song created by yameii
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u stopped fragging......I would die if u stopped fragging.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he needs to uninstall valorant and start playing a real mans game, tf2
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have a crippling addiction to among us happy meal 3 AM challenges for the next 10 years

Have you ever watched anime? personally (in my opinion) i liked lain. no spoilers, but man, i loved watching her experiment with cereal. it was quite profound the statements it made on society as a whole. i mean, think about it, anyone can become a god if they just consume unholy amounts of cinnamon toast crunch? thats pretty lit dude. i should try it sometime. once i have my discord adnim privleges irl and can levitate, the first thing im going to do is get rid of my man boobs. the next thing i'll do is summon the powers of lain to turn myself into joyo. then im going to win the world championship and get mad amounts of women. i'll remember you, kid. just wait and watch me get to the top, maybe i'll sign something for you.

haha 6:09 loser

Alright, BUB.
One profile sign, COMING UP.
Don't get me wrong- I better see that SUB 6 RINGS 3, primed and ready in my youtube reccomended l8r. Kthx.
*Clears throat over text*
This is the fastest (and only) person in wave league in present day. You might know me from the likes of 'can i putt my balls in your jaws' and 'yameii' on the rocketleague community map list (dead game unlike wave league) and my record speedruns and unique incel playstyle. Soooo about the whole my discord kitten Zander thing, that isn't real (its xanny not zander) and i'm sure you wouldn't mention anything to anyone about that.... right? or else. Signed - AQUATICBOBA
P.S. Exo is asking me in my ear very loudly for you to accept deez nuts. Remember to practice your flip resets, kid. Peace.

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Yes i am adding you because i want to talk, play games together and also because we are both lucarios

day 2345 of being colbytes friend..... He still talks about the meta of fragging and how my mouse pad is unotimized for fragging, he tried to explain but i was to busy watching my favorite gamer girl stream Amouranth do Asmr (im a tier 3 sub btw) anyways hes super stinky will update futher

user below me originally attempted to swindle me out of exclusive rick and morty t shirt special edition: When I caught on, he tried to "Pull the Plug" on his internet, so to speak! Do not trust this guy.

Ryan Dunn dies in a car crash, upon hearing the news Doomfist calls a press conference to make one thing clear. "I'm not even close to Dunn" says he, and eveyrone claps and says "great job miyag" and they high five but myagl does the too slow trick and makes fools out of them

It was finally the day. We all awaited the incoming news that we had all been excited for. Hours had passed, getting closer and closer to our mark. 6 PM EST. Suddenly, the time came, and with it, no news. 6:01. 6:02. 6:03 i might even add. But nothing. I can believe i got tr OMEGALUL lled by aqua again. He premiered a rick roll at 6:05. Im leaving WaVe League. I hate all of you.

yo what is up you guys right now we’re at mcdonalds, and it is currently 3 in the morning and we just found out when you come to mcdonalds at 3 in the morning, you can order the among us happy meal you guys, that’s right, you heard, me, the among us happy meal, and there’s a toy inside of among us- you can either be a crewmate, or it can be an impostor and if you guys do not know what among us is, you must be living under a rock you guys, this game is insane, ok? so you can play with a bunch of friends ok? like 8, i- i- i think it’s up to 10 people you can play with, and there’s impostors, and there’s crewmates, and pretty much the impostor is trying to sabotage the whole game and trying to win. it’s insane you guys, once again, this- this video is not sponsored at all, but this game is insane.

Hey Cole, I'm just messaging you to give you my annual update and honestly, things aren't looking so good... I'm pregnant from a needle I borrowed to fuel my recent addiction to SUPER CRACK! (That's how its pronounced, it has to be in all caps and end in an exclamation point). Also, I'm addicted to SUPER CRACK! It started off so innocently to. I was over "Amiikir's" house and he was showing me his sick frags he got in Valorant. Next thing I knew, I was three lines deep and in a SUPER CRACK! haze. It was shortly after that I met this guy named "Aquaticboba" he was busting a nut over something called "Wave X 2" and, long story short, the needle I was using to inject gamer juice with got me pregnant. I've been out on the streets for months and haven't eaten in days. Can I have 20$? I need it to buy more SUPER CRACK! Just hit me up when you are give me that 20$. Anyway, That's pretty much it. See you and that 20$ later chief.

what a gamer

Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.

My big secret. I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

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I'll give you 5 seconds to post a new frag video or else...

You honestly think you could just insult me on stream in front of my fan base. Internet tough guy that won't show his face except type ♥♥♥♥ on a keyboard. I've been broadcasting with a webcam for 4 months so do you think I'm scared of some keyboard warrior?

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You're so much more of an actual man than you can imagine! I heard it from a few... and you will see a little sick:c. The first time I saw the same thing you saw was the best!!!!!! You have to go back and forth to get a new video in your head. :/ ok thank u for this great wolf lodge and the vomit of my life!!! No matter what, I gotta say that you have made me feel like we are gonna get married!!!! 0_0

It was the best time in the world and the only way I would be a little bit more is that the game is a bit like that one in my life. You have the number.! Us to join him in the first place is called the same name! But you know that... we were gonna be on the same page with you and everyone in your life but we didn't want it. The first thing you need is to get to a different level with your body and I can help!!! Hope you can talk to your doctor about it and I will be able to come in today for the next week or two!?! My baby and my husband will make you firm :( you will not get to eat the food at once and eat a few things just because you don't have any plans.

as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay.

I love this game. It is by far worth the price tag, maybe even a little more since they plan on continually updating the game. Odr is by far my favorite character even though he needs a little bit of balancing. This game just seems to absorb hours. There are a few flaws though:

1. There are a small amount of characters (5) and challenges (5 I think) compared to other rogue likes.

2. With a lack of difficulties beyond hard, once you master the mechanics, the game becomes very easy. The only exception to this is Odr. Who dies in one hit, so you are never safe.

3. There are a small amount of Items total in the game currently. I trust the developers though, and believe they will add more items, guns, characters, and challenges in time.

4. THE MOUSE SENSE USES A SLIDER INSTEAD OF A DECIMAL SYSTEM! There is no way to go below .5 sensitivity which is like 1.4 source. The second lowest value is .6 so if you are worried about this game messing with your muscle memory, then BEWARE!

Over all, this game is fantastic. The dev team has patched the game, and changed core aspects for the better. They really need to change the sense slider soon, but otherwise this game is definitely worth the money and the pros definitely out weigh the cons. Highly recommended.

So it finally happened yesterday. I've been talking to this girl on a dating app for awhile and yesterday she came over for the first time. Let's just say we got down and dirty. My favorite Iron Man POP was on the shelf while I was getting some action and I actually looked over at it a few times just to be sure he would be included in the memory. I was already greatly fond of this POP but I'm feeling a lot more sentimental now that it's been part of such an incredible experience. I don't think I could ever get rid of it now. Is there anyone on here who had a similar experience? What POPs do you still have from when you lost your virginity?

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mmmm tastey EARWAX in my mouth

shoutout to colbyte, and god

a decade ago, colbyte was a smol fragger, out fragging everyone in the tf2 2fort server, foreshadowing a time where he would be a BIG gamer, and so he did. becoming one of the biggest tf2 fraggers of the decade with his smooth strafes, quick rocket jumps and precise airshots.

ur a nerd

i miss tha gang >:)

+rep Very kind and calm trader, would love to trade in the future : )

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🤟Whazzz app my fellow 🎮GAMER!!!! I've been thinking 🤔,and I came to a realization!!!💡 God is RAD man!!!🤸🏻‍♀️🛹You better 🐝 sure you pray 🙏 to him cause he 👀 all! You better not 👌👈 or 🍆💦💦 before marriage 💑 or you will die!!! 👿 Anyway, always remember, jesus died for our sins! 🙏:angel:🙏I'm off to go help more people! Remember, if you dont re-post this and spread the message, you'll end up being a LIBERAL

hey col. i just saw your message... sorry about the lack of capitals, and grammatical errors, but i dont have much time left. they found me... i know we made the pact and all, but this time, i think im done for...thank you for all the great times, frag videos, and late nights at your house watching, and making memes... those were some of the best times ever... before im gone, i just want you to know,

Col I just wanted to let u know that I am waiting every day refreshing your YouTube channel for new content. I love ur content and that "X O" guy is super funny and why is he not in anyone's videos anymore? I hope he still plays games with the bros. I miss watching u Aim at 300fps and your sick 5K frag montages. Im stuck in ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ville Home right now but when I get home I promise to not play games with you, I'll even Take some of your spare frames from you so u do walk around looking in slow motion. Keep working on that league video u said ude make while I was gone I can't wait! P.S. I love every 2 minute 300mb alt f10 u have and I wish u would just post all 3TB of them on YouTube, so I could skip about 0% through to the good part of each one. Please post soon and message me pickle is worrying about u and says u won't play don't starve with him and Ami's sick workshop mods I texted him about it.