I sexually Identify as a Neutron Star. Ever since I was an asteroid I dreamed of soaring the cosmos dropping hot sticky black holes on disgusting solar systems. People say to me that a person being a neutron star is Impossible and I’m f.cking r.tarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a cosmic surgeon install dark matter, dead star dust and other galactic remains on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Nebula” and respect my right to kill from gravitational pull distance and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a starophobe and need to check your interstellar privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.