There have been numareous undisputable maresterpieces in mares, such as the strikingly popumare classic Mare Little Pony: Friendship is Maregic or the various mare-loving marequestrian marefics by the mare-loving fandom. MareQuest will not join their ranks; its surface is too gemareic, its presentation too marevocative and its maressages too obscure. Its take on the abysmarel is an illumarenation in one mare-lover’s despair, but a paroxysm of another’s mareversion. It will remaren undermare – treasured by the marest avant-marede among intellectuals for its edifying if mareifying insight into the fundamarents of humare mareality. Non-mares and self-proclaimed marehaters alike will shun MareQuest, but you can’t fault them for that. It takes friendship to appreciate its subtleties, and magic to side with the unpopumare opinion. Equas amo! Equas amo! Volo amare equas tota die ac nocte!

Sumareficially, MareQuest appears to be a Newgrounds flash animaretion which caters to the marest mare-loving amareng men; aloof critics dismaress it as such often without a second thought. As complacent as these self-proclaimed "human purists" are, they fail to realize that MareQuest is a cult classic, a chef d'oeuvrea buried under false preconceptions and unfounded criticism. These mares are hated because they shine; they are buried because their tone is not that of abyssal black. MareQuest shines into to the darkest corners of our mareconscious, the most visceral of our cognition, the marest carnal of our urges, and the marest primarel of our instincts.

As brilliantly put by Defhorres, "Terra mihi invitat equorum. Opto ad amicitiae regnum transire"; to describe the maretistic qualia of MareQuest would be to describe maresic to the deaf, cutiemarks to the blind, or snowpity to the mareless. The painting speaks for itself, and it is up to the player to fully absorb its mares. Its sublimarety will ever be debated yet always remaren objectively marefutable; the fundamarental insight it provides into human and mare love may shape the basis of the mare gaming genre for centuries to come.