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13 of 28 (46%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements

Go Left

Move to the left.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2021 @ 5:31am

Go Right

Move to the right.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2021 @ 5:31am

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2021 @ 6:05am

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2021 @ 5:39am

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:35am

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2021 @ 5:31am

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2021 @ 5:11am

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2021 @ 5:11am

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2024 @ 8:02am

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 7:19am

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 9:57am

Go Left

Move to the left.

Go Right

Move to the right.

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.

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