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1 person found this review helpful
78.1 hrs on record (8.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
So this game is still in easy access but shows a lot of potential. Currently, there is roughly 20-30 hours of gameplay baked in and a small amount of players. With that being said, once more people find out about this game I am sure that there will be an active playerbase.

Fairly stable, some bugs/glitches here and there but it's early access so you should expect that kind of thing. Out of all of my gameplay so far I think I've only had one CTD.

If you want a MMORPG that reminds you a little bit of OSRS or RPGs from the late 90s/early 2000s, this is your game!
Posted 5 March, 2021.
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24.9 hrs on record (18.3 hrs at review time)
It's been a long time since I binged a game and this did not disappoint. Reference parodies, compelling gameplay, and a slow power creep leading to near-godliness makes this game very hard to put down.

My only complaint is that the game is too short. Can't wait for more from these devs.
Posted 14 June, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Let me just preface this with the fact that I am a recovering marijuana addict. Now that I got that out of the way, let me tell you about the miracle cure to my disease that is Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee.

This game has shown me a disgustingly accurate parallel to my own life through Abe's eyes (or rather, a third person camera following him). Every little detail from his lack of impulse control collecting these green spores (which is a direct correlation to my lack of impulse control snorting marijunanas like it was no tomorrow) to the way he barks orders at his subserviant friends (the way I used to hike up pot prices to 16 year old kids who didn't know the difference between kush and kale).

My eyes are opened and I now know better than to ingest more than 1 marijuana a day. Thank you, Abe.
Posted 23 June, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,424.7 hrs on record (137.8 hrs at review time)
I remember being on top of the food chain, being a CEO of a major distributing company on the East Coast. Then I became addicted to klonopin and oxycodone, and was eventually terminated after a Board of Executives meeting. The company president, a recovering cocaine addict himself, told me as I walked out the door "Piece of advice for the future: Don't ever do rails in front of clients, kid. Save that ♥♥♥♥ for lunch break." Depressed and having ruined my career, I spent all my resources scouring the internet to find a game to waste time on. Then came Counter-Strike. Counter-Strike helped rejuvenate the sense of teamwork I've had instilled in me since I was molested as a Boy Scout 14.5 years ago. I became head of a professional competitive clan, and a member of one of the top teams on the internet. However, while high I ended up throwing my computer out the window in a fit of rage after getting headshotted. Now I work at Burger King. I hope my success story inspired you.
Posted 21 July, 2012.
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0.4 hrs on record
I used to be a broken soul, wandering the streets panhandling night after night for enough change to get me by; the kind of lifestyle where you never know when your next meal will be. I wasn't homeless, I was just empty on the inside. Eventually it drove me to the edge, thinking to myself: "Is this how I want to live the rest of my life?" Then came Ninja Reflex. Ninja Reflex helped hone my skills as a samurai warrior and gave me discipline. After spending days upon days training with my keyboard and mouse, I noticed myself starting to work out and drink less. I polished off my last fifth of bourbon and said "Never again." I eventually went on to graduate top of my class with a Bachelor's Degree in Liberal Arts, and I am now a store manager at Bed Bath and Beyond. Hopefully my success story can change someone else's life for the better.
Posted 21 July, 2012.
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