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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 7:56am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2019 @ 8:51am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 9:28am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 3:16pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 6:52pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2018 @ 8:09am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2019 @ 7:28pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2019 @ 6:24pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2021 @ 4:43pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:36pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 7:57am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2018 @ 12:12pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2018 @ 2:42pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:53am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2018 @ 12:04pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 2:58pm

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 6:22am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2019 @ 4:43am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 9:37am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 5:40am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 8:27am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 10:32am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2018 @ 12:04pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:22pm

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 1:03pm

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:07pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:58am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 11:01pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 10:37am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2021 @ 11:15am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:15am

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:35am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 1:24pm

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 11:43am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 10:13am



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.