https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

The only time I think I can win is when I do the ultra sicko nasty to the oven for take out then bake. ::):):):))):::):))::):)::):))::):)):)::):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)):):):):):):):)::):):):)::):)::::):):):):):):):):):):):):)):):)::):):):)):)))::):):):)::::):):)):)))::))::):::)):):))::):)::::):)):)))))::)):)::):):):):)):):)

Sentry Going up

These allegations are FALSE and I would like to MAKE IT CLEAR that I am not a RAPPIST

After a good game in Speedrunners, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great
Speedrunners and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Speedrunners lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.