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🌸 * 🚘 * 📗 * 👃 * 🌂 * 👔 * 🐛 * 🎁 * 🔋 * 🎈 * 💛 * 👾 * 👑 * 🌳 * 🎫 * 🌋
ㅤ* Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
ㅤ* A man goes into a pub with a newt sitting on his shoulder.
"That's a nice newt", says the landlord, "What's he called?"
"Tiny", replies the man.
"Why's that?" asks the landlord.
"Because he's my newt", says the man.
ㅤ* Deja Vu – When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before, it’s because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.
😺 * 💃 * ⛳ * 💎 * 💚 * 👃 * 🏓 * 🐟 * 🥞 * 👽 * 👔 * 🍖 * 🎍 * 🎁 * 🐳 * 🐠
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe