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♥Alittle Facts About Me♥:
1. I am a female, yes that means I have a vagina.
2. I come off as rude mainly because I am, other then that I dont know why I come off as this rude everyone talks about.
3. I love starting every sentence off with "I" because I don't really like other words.
4. I have an inverted penis, I tend to hide my golfballs down inside.
5. I like to put food in my mouth hole.
6. I like taking long walks on the beach even though I have never been to a beach.
7. I dont like black penis, because my dad is black and that makes me think of my dad.
8. I am white.
10. I top frag in most games but I am usually on the bottom.
11. I skipped number 9 because I think number 9 is racist.
12. I am very white.
13. I think the sun makes me tan.



♥Why Penis Scare Me♥

This is my paragraph on why penis scare me. when they are soft they are just skin that is there. they throw up white babies..... AND SOMETIMES THE BABIES TURN BLACK. When hard it looks like a snake eye. sometimes they are not long and they look like a shrivelled bag of skin. If the penis doesnt get the tip cut off den it looks like a snake with eye lids. but remeber kids even if its a quicky rap that sticky. that scares me knowing I put penis in my dark tight hole and then it throws up babies.



♥Why You Should Date A White Girl♥
We like to drink the expensive coffee at the starbucks. We love to abuse the penis. We take forever to get dressed so you can ♥♥♥♥ while trying to change because clothes are cool. We eat alot so we know how to spend your money. We white girls like to carry dogs around and make you pay for there food. We like to pee with the seat up. We like to make you cook for us because we white girls dont like getting our hands dirty thats why we wear gloves during sex. We like to act stupid so we can get what we want. we like ♥♥♥♥ everyday.



♥Favorite Quotes♥
1. "I can't even"
2. "I literally died"
3. "Let me take a selfie"
4. "I need Starbucks"
5. "She's my best friend"
6. "I'm so fat"
7. "Hashtag EVERYTHING"
8. "That is so me"
9. "I'll only be like 10 minutes"
10. "I am so pale it's disgusting"
11. "I don't start drama"
12. "Of course I don't like him"
13. "I look so gross"
14. "I am definitely going to start working out"
15. "I do not act that basic"
16. "YES I AM DONE GIVE ME DAT CUCKS"



(all fun in games but if youd really like to get to know me add me on sc and instagram
sc: lilhotdiva instagram: gassedbytheodds )