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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 8:07am

Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 1:37pm

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 3:31pm

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 1:55pm

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 6:32pm

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 2:55pm

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 8:07am

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 7:07pm

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 4:50pm

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:20am

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44am

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 5:39pm

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 7:07pm

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:15pm

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:48pm

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 12:16pm

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 8:22am

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 1:35pm

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 8:22am

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 6:41pm

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:36pm

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 12:36pm

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 3:27pm

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:16pm

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 1:53pm

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 8:12am

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 3:27pm

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 8:17pm

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 1:55pm

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 3:10pm

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 3:10pm

Back home

Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 6:00pm

Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 5:54pm

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 1:31pm

A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44am

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 3:48pm

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 6:00pm

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 1:15pm

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:59am

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 12:19pm

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 4:55pm

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 3:46pm

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:26am

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:52am

A nation divided

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Viva la King

Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 4:28pm

Read before signing

Witnessed the Contract signing. Who are "truly guilty men"?
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 4:53pm

King Gerry

Watched the scene in the bath house. You saw that one coming, didn't you?
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 5:00pm

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 4:49am

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 12:41pm

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 12:49pm

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 6:41am

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 12:06pm

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Long live the Revolution

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 6:41am

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 12:23pm

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 6:00pm

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Long-awaited appreciation

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 12:13pm

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 12:14pm

A controlled ignition

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:47pm

A fortunate gift

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 4:27pm

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 4:38pm

Endless sadness

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:08am

The birth of passion

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:44am

A vulnerability for authority

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 12:25pm

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 3:07pm

Return to the beginning

Nothing is keeping Smiler here any longer. Let him continue his journey - to a new beginning.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 3:22pm



Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

MacPlayer

There can be only one.

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
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