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/r/ChilledKiwi up in here

I like how 4 comments down, the commentor is what he says he is, with a shining sword of mechanical warriorness covered in a coat of cheesy Dorito-ness drowning in rivers of Dew from a Mountain.

Hopeless why are you the way you are

-Rep After a good game in dota2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great dota and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a dota lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Classic