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1 person found this review helpful
10,169.3 hrs on record (899.6 hrs at review time)
pretty fun. could've gotten a master's degree in the meantime tho
Posted 1 August, 2017. Last edited 19 July, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
1,995.2 hrs on record (1,610.1 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
This game taught me how many cultures can our small piece of the universe offers.



Then it taught me how to hate them all.



Also it would be great if the developers stopped making new cases and fix the game.
Posted 14 March, 2017.
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2.8 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
8/10

Thanks Gaben for making the summer sale and I managed to buy this game on discount at an EXTREMELY low price ($2.99). This game is generally fun and you can play with your friends in a party, or whatever. I would recommend you to use a controller and play it on bigscreen as it is generally more fun and easier to control.

The goal of this game, is to reach the goal sides set on teh side of both sides. You can repeatedly kill each other, until one reaches the end. (And you get a dragon to eat you for winning)

There is a range of levels where you can entertain yourself and your friends with and have a good laugh. If you don't have friends or if they are too busy doing something else, you can play against the bot (singleplayer). The bot was also decent to play against. It wasn't too hard and it wasn't too easy. The online mode is messed up.

Each map was fun to play with unique features. For example the map Mine, had transportation belts which either brings the player forward to allow him to reach the goal side quicker or push him/her back and make the progress slower. And the map Wild, had tall grass for the players to hide in.

The graphics is good for a game like this. I'd prefer it to be pixelated and it gives it an arcade feel. The truth is, it doesn't need detailed graphics.

For player movement, it was great. You can stab your opponent, throw swords, roll underneath players, disarm players from their swords and if you got disarmed yourself, you can punch the other player to death. If you fell down a pit and managed to grab a wall, keep on wall-kicking and get yourself out.

And lastly, it gives a player tutorial which helps you learn about the controls, how to stab, throw, disarm, etc.

Overall, this game is great and if you want a good laugh and have an enjoyable time by yourself or with your frieds, I'd definitely get it as it is on discount. Get 1 copy for your friends too!
Posted 14 June, 2015.
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1.0 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
You just feel horrible while you start to play this game. That's my basic summary of this game.

38/100

Now let me make an edit and give a more detailed review about this game.
First of all, the maps are simply way too large. To reach from 1 end of the map to another in Zombie nearly takes forever and the terrain is complicated to navigate through except for a few maps. Most of the servers are empty anyways.

In Zombie, players can simply build a stairs into the middle of the sky and destroy it's path to get up there. Zombies only get a hand and a pillar which you will find impossible to scale/climb in order to reach higher. And I mean, Zombies only get melee and players can simply overpower them with their guns like that.

Then later on, you don't get spawn protection. Snipers camping in their own little towers that can be built within a click and climbed within seconds will find you in their scopes in no time and shoot you as soon as you spawn. Completely fair, right?

Despite spawn camping, they have to make a respawn time that lasts 10-12 seconds so basically if you die within a second of spawning you might just as well wait another 12 secs for it.

Then the player movement, sigh. So while walking is extremely slow, running makes you too quick. If you try to stop at 1 point you simply keep on going for a while. Fell of a cliff once because of this. Would be great if there was a "brake" function. And players who played minecraft before, just a note for you guys. Players can jump TWO blocks high and simply walk over 1 blocks as if it was stairs. They also get infinite blocks to build with. Breaking blocks would take a short period of time yet a whole load of them to break through.

And lastly, graphics is definitely a thing that can improve.

Everything I wanted to say. Thanks.
Posted 6 February, 2015. Last edited 15 June, 2015.
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13.2 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
Fun game, highly recommended. It is economic, business like, real-life like (not exactly but you get the idea). When I first read the description and it said it was based in the 80s, I was like: What it must be broing. I bought it anyway using my entire tf2 backpack and I was hooked into this game within a few minutes (and yes, it was worth it for my bp which included over 300 items) It really is fantastic. I would pay for $5 for this game rather than $10 though, as tycoon games aren't really long storied. There is an end for your story but you can continue as far as you want until you want to start a new one. (Which I want to except the fact I like my situation, still considering about it) Create your own game consoles, games, game engines, and more in this awesome aweosme awesome awesome x1 Gazilion Tycoon Game.

P.S This is my first tycoon game and I just loved it. I then started playing other tycoon games and they think others are crappy. This is the best.
Posted 12 August, 2014. Last edited 15 August, 2014.
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538.0 hrs on record (74.1 hrs at review time)
This game is awesome!
Posted 11 April, 2014.
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