Recent reviews by Rebekah_wolf

house flipper : £15
apocalypse dlc : £7.15
garden dlc : £11.39
cyberpunk dlc : £7.15
realising the game is ♥♥♥♥ and only built to take your money for dlc : PRICELESS

seriously good fun worth the money and your time it has a certain charm that most games do not have

so i brought this game a few months ago after letting it collect dust throughout lockdown i finally started it and gave it 14 straight hours and heres my thoughts

FRAME RATE : slow choppy and nausea inducing at times even on a 1050 ti 4gb

POLICE STOP AND SEARCH : im all for a challenge but when the devs go out of their way to piss you off with constant police searches/checks i get real ragey real quick when within 10 minutes you get searched as many times including crossing into sector B

WONKEY CONTROLS : the amounr of times i have gone to move and got myself stuck on the enviroment around me is f*****g ridiculous

im sure there eill be more as my brain processes it some more so stay tuned

ALPHA GAME IS ALPHA, OVER

KEEPS CRASHING IN S2 AT VIETNAM P1 HAD THIS HAPPEN 5 TIMES IN TWO DAYS WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING ANY MORE CODIE FML

ANOTHER CRASH S2 AT CHINA QUALI 1 MAKE THAT X2 NOW

great finally some fun additions and reworks keeps me coming back for more of that connecting to online services screen :)

DO NOT BUY IT DOES NOT LAUNCH AND HASNT SINCE THE WINDOWS LIVE BS

♥♥♥♥ THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME ARMOR DOES NOTHING LITERALLY NOTHING

THE BATTLE BUS IS RUINING THE GAME COMPLETELY ♥♥♥♥ BUGBEAR AND THEIR STUPID WAY OF LOCKING VEHICLES BEHIND A GRINDFEST WHICH YOU HAVE TO TRYHARD THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF JUST TO GET

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Human
☑ Lizards

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

they call it soccar !!!!!!!! ...........

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☑ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☑ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Human
☑ Lizards

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☑ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☑ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☑ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs