Co-Worker: "So after a stressful day at work you probably go home and relax right?" Me: "Well I go home and I put myself in a situation where I am almost defenceless, need to do extremely messed up tasks for science, and I am constantly getting pounded by many different people just for the chance to gains a few tickets so that next time I'm doing the messed up objectives and getting pounded by people it hurts just a little less. Oh and if you're feeling lonely you can get pounded with friends too"