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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2014 @ 1:16pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 11:38am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 12:25pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 11:30am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 11:26am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 11:40am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 1:25pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 12:53pm

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 1:31pm

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 1:07pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 2:06pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 12:51pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 12:24pm

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2014 @ 1:17pm

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 1:44pm

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 11:31am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 12:51pm



Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
1,592 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
31,938 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
17,770 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
1,461 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Sissy

Enable cheats.