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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:57am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 10:57am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:37am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 1:14pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 10:25am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 1:39pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:21am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 5:35am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 11:33am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 7:57am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:01pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 9:49am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 9:49am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 5:54am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:26am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 9:05am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 5:54am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 6:37am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 1:00pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:35am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:14am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:21am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 11:40am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 11:26am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:35am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:09am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:46am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 8:52am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 8:55am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:05am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:47am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 6:10am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 6:05am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 6:48am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:35am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 8:14am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 8:50am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 9:38am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 10:22am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 11:33am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 4:42am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:48am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 9:46am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 5:43am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 11:24am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:45am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:34am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 9:33am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 11:59am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:08am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 5:56am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 4:11am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 5:27am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:24am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 2:08pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:37am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 6:37am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:45am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 4:40am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:17am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:40am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:36am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:54am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:54am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:08am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:04am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:15am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:17am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:15am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:17am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:44am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:44am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:52am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 7:05am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:45am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 12:19pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 10:35am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 11:49am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:51am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:57am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:20am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:08am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:10am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 2:40am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 9:49am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 5:56am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:12am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:06am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:09am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:31am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:31am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 10:59am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 7:56am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 11:39am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 6:38am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 10:36am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 1:25pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:52am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 4:35am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:45am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:26am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:16am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 5:52am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:36am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:47am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 9:33am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 9:41am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 5:50am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 5:50am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:15am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:10am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:14am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:10am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:29am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:42am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:28am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:45am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 5:49am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:13am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:55am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:05am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:14am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:51am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:51am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:16am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:17am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:18am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:19am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:19am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:11am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:15am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:27am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:48am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:49am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:09am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:16am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:13am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:30am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:24am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:47am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:05am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:05am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:14am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:21am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:33am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:21am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:34am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:41am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:03am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 1:40am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 1:41am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 2:56pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 1:48am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 1:48am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 1:40am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 1:40am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 1:40am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 1:40am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 11:00am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 10:59am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 4:40am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:04am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:28am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:49am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 5:52am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:48am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:44am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 5:52am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:20am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:46am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:58am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:10am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:15am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:18am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:02am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:40am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:04am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:04am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:05am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:06am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:06am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:35am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:49am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:30am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:47am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:08am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:08am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:08am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 8:41am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:13am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:39am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:40am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:42am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:45am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:16am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:18am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:18am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:44am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 9:35am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 2:53pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 12:07pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:36am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:58am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:26am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:52am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:05am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:05am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:54pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:05am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:06am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:03am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:03am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:04am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:08am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:08am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:08am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:52pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:18am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:27am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:24pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:24am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 5:53am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:04am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:28am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:04am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 5:56am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:52am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:45am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 6:59am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:13am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:08am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 11:00am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:33am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:45am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 4:35am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:03am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:17am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:46am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:06am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:08am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:14am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:05am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 6:59am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:33am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:14am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 5:22am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:19am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:06am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:54pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:12am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:18am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:10am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:18am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 4:36am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:02am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:28am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:44am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:08am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:54am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:08am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 6:59am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:03am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:06am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:16am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:49am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:58am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 10:08am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 2:52pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 5:56am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 5:47am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:04am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:32am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:05am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:54am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:09am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 6:59am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:43am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:09am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:19am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:19am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 5:57am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:08am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 8:27am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 11:31am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 9:52am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 2:05pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 9:49am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:01am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:14am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:47am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:05am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:45am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:45am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 7:05am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 9:11am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 8:11pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:15am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 9:48am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:19am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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