How does the saying go?

'New year, New me'

If you were allegedly effected by such hypothetical scenario, Here is my hypothetical apology 'I am truly sorry for any stress caused by any hypothetical individual operating this steam account. It was never my intention to cause hypothetical stress, only hypothetical fun, and hypothetical joy; I hypothetically apologize if those hypothetical criteria were not met, and instead replaced by a general hypothetical unease.'

Yes, I am aware that my unfortunate circumstances might cause some duress in some people, However, like John Adams, I have never told a lie. I DO have children, I DO reside in Africa, I, am just trying to make friends in an safe, open, free online space. It was never my intention to cause harm, physical or mental, to anyone I interact with. That is just a consequence of my upbringing I continue to live in; As a child I was raised in a war torn country located in Africa, that you probably have never heard of. The horrific sights I saw, I wish to bear onto nobody. If my dialect or cadence, or just general way of speaking is frightening, or aggressive to people, I understand fully. It is just how I was raised, and how I have to live in my part of the world. The stress I allegedly caused would most likely be due to my verbal speaking unintentionally radiating my personal life's grievances via tone and cadence

-rep messing with and causing lots of stress to minors and lying about having kids and living in africa

Your mother

this fella? pretty cool