In Japan 🇯🇵 , heart surgeon ❤️👨‍⚕️ . Number one 😭☝️ . Steady hand😳✋️. One day, Yakuza boss 🙇🏻need 🆕 heart💘. I do operation🔪⚔️. But, mistake😱! Yakuza boss die😵😪! Yakuza very mad👿. I hide🙈 in fishing boat🐟🚣🏻‍♀️, come to America🎇🎊🇺🇸. No english🤐, no food😩, no money📉🚫💲. Darryl 👨🏿give me job🙌👨🏻‍💼. Now I have house🏡, American car 🚗 , and new woman 🆕👱🏻‍♀️. Darryl 👨🏿save life⛑. My big secret🙊: I kill ☠️yakuza boss on purpose😈. I good 👍surgeon. The best👌💯!

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Hehe >:D

you literally breathe ffxiv, tone the ♥♥♥♥ down

ew cs:go

the toothpaste commented

waitwhahawhwhahw

Very

Still very

wa wa wa

What a guy

da beens

beans

This man=Kelloggs

WHA

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wanna do kickflips together fam

man I love skateboarding!

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spuer mmaroi

can't believe you've done did this man

Can't belive Thunder Blitz is a bronny, his oc is a black Rainbowdash with red streaks

What is your favourite doughnut? DM me with response.

Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.

Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void.

gay

He's to british for me.

Onii-Chaan!~♥ ( you can delete it if ye want :3 )

*dies internally*

happy new year blitz-chan!

merry christmas you fat ♥♥♥♥

merry christmas british boy.

lewd

I NEEEEED A MEDIBAG!!! AAAARGH IM DYING!!!

C A L L T H E P O L I C E

W E A R E I N T H E B E A M !

Samson: Samson: HEY BLITZ GUESS WHAT!
Thunder Blitz: whut
Samson: YOUR A ♥♥♥♥♥♥!
Samson: Samson: WANNA SING ANOTHER SONG WITH US?
Thunder Blitz: I REALLY DON'T!
Samson: TO BAD!
Thunder Blitz: ow crap
Samson: HEY BLITZ GUESS WHAT!
Thunder Blitz: Im a ♥♥♥♥♥♥?
Samson: YOUR A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOUR A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOUR A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOUR A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥!

worth it.

He bought a glorefied golden vaccume cleaner

Cats walk on four legs!

NOT A CAT!

you meme loveing ♥♥♥♥!

H A N Z O M A I N

THE JIZZLE!

boy thats alot of ♥♥♥.

numnumnum

Pancakes

Genji: Blitz



I N E E D H E A L I N G !

whew boi

oh golly gee gosh blitz lets go kill totans