garfield

I met this sexy piece of ass while playing some R6, I asked him if he wanted to squad with me, and I never expected to be really great friends with him. Not too long after meeting, I invited him to my house to start a Lan party and have some friendly banter. As it turns out, that as soon as he arrived, our little banter became something a little more. Charmis started being a little rough; pushing me against the wall and biting on my neck. He ripped my top off, leaving my breasts revealed and vulnerable. He came in for a nibble and I gasped while my juices splashed onto the floor. I was soaking wet. At this point, I fell to the floor and he grabbed me by the jaw. "No ♥♥♥♥" He whispered into my ear"... The night went on and I was taken down by this skinny oaf

when are you coming back to cs? i need a closet cheater to win games for me uwu

wuz poppin hoe been a while add me back and message me and I'll give you a call see if you remember who I am

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Hey, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something
stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!

-- Homer Simpson
Mr. Plow
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One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
-- Lily Tomlin
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Now that day wearies me,
My yearning desire
Will receive more kindly,
Like a tired child, the starry night.

Hands, leave off your deeds,
Mind, forget all thoughts;
All of my forces
Yearn only to sink into sleep.

And my soul, unguarded,
Would soar on widespread wings,
To live in night's magical sphere
More profoundly, more variously.
-- Hermann Hesse, "Going to Sleep"
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The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence that it is not
utterly absurd; indeed, in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind,
a widespread belief is more often likely to be foolish than sensible.
-- Bertrand Russell, in "M