It's like being married to a women who is attractive and charming and funny and intelligent and you are soulmates and everything is perfect, right? She is the perfect women. You could not ask for a more better women in the world. You love her, and she loves you. Only, she has one flaw. Every 5 minutes, she punches you in the face... For no odd reason, she just punches you in the face every 5 minutes. Even at night, you wake up, she punches you in the face. You recover, get 3 minutes 38 seconds of sleep, then she punches you in the face again. And you love her.