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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:58am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:24am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 11:09am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 1:27pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 1:38pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 1:40pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 1:41pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:06am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:55am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 9:26pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:03pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 8:49pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 9:04pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:58pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 3:17pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 10:00am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 10:26am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 10:56am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 10:37am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 10:01am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 5:02pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 4:51pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 4:56pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 10:23am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 10:31am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 10:49am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 11:07am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 11:46am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 11:50am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:10am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:28am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:32am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 8:56pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 7:42pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 5:39pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 3:12pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 11:06am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 2:22pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 5:01pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 5:07pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 7:52pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 6:28pm